Even opshops have rules and vinyl records are hard to shift, so I reckon these upcycled, in-house, advisory messages from one of my favourite places um, rock.
I felt so guilty when I read this one – as I am totally guilty of tapping jewellery on my teeth – to determine if its plastic or glass. You probably can’t see but this blue lady even has a real vintage earring on! Mixed media! Noice!
Ah yes, the “No tag, No sale” rule. I have never actually seen this rule enforced. Personally I would think you would have to be a bit of a scumbag to try they old “I’ll rip the tag off and hopefully get it cheaper” stunt.
My favourite thing about these “artworks” is the model’s hair and make up – all false eyelashes and lacqured hair – they deserve to be seen, even if no-one wants to listen to the music!
Wonder who the clever person who created them is?
And finally – a note to myself too – Nobody wants to handle jewellery after you have put your saliva all over it.